{"id":1079,"date":"2025-01-14T11:02:00","date_gmt":"2025-01-14T10:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mamiglueck.de\/?p=1079"},"modified":"2025-02-24T10:36:47","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T09:36:47","slug":"unser-ratschlag-fuer-frischgebackene-eltern","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mamiglueck.de\/?p=1079","title":{"rendered":"Unser Ratschlag f\u00fcr frischgebackene Eltern"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Liebe &#8222;Neu-Mami&#8220;, lieber &#8222;Neu-Papi&#8220;,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ein Kind zu bekommen ist das Wunderbarste auf der ganzen Welt!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>Und es ist das H\u00e4rteste, was ihr jemals erlebt habt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ihr werdet weniger schlafen, als ihr m\u00f6chtet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Euren Wecker k\u00f6nnt ihr getrost verschenken.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jeder um euch herum, wird euch Tipps zur Erziehung eures Schatzes geben.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ihr werdet es kaum fassen k\u00f6nnen, wie viel Liebe man (und Frau) f\u00fcr einen anderen Menschen f\u00fchlen kann.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ach ja, und ihr werdet niemals wieder alleine auf der Toilette sein.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In diesem Sinne:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Toi, Toi, Toi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Liebe &#8222;Neu-Mami&#8220;, lieber &#8222;Neu-Papi&#8220;, ein Kind zu bekommen ist das Wunderbarste auf der ganzen Welt!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1080,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[123],"tags":[6,652,650,651,654,23,649,655,126,653],"class_list":["post-1079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spass","tag-baby","tag-babyblues","tag-eltern","tag-frischgebackene-eltern","tag-lachen-hilft","tag-mamiglueck","tag-ratschlaege","tag-schlafmangel-baby","tag-spass","tag-spass-muss-sein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mamiglueck.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mamiglueck.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mamiglueck.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mamiglueck.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mamiglueck.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1079"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mamiglueck.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1081,"href":"https:\/\/mamiglueck.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1079\/revisions\/1081"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mamiglueck.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1080"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mamiglueck.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mamiglueck.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mamiglueck.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}